Hello?

[A golden-haired blue-eyed four-year-old stands in a hallway in building 10. She's wearing an open black trench coat that engulfs her and trails along behind her like the train of a dress.]

Um. I'm looking for my mommy.

I'll buy a drink for anyone who can give me a damn cigarette.

The offer is void if I can't light and smoke the cigarette.

Assuming this doesn't last, I can even return the favor at some point.

I can't say I'm one of those people who believe there are no stupid questions.

But at least I'm not compelled to answer them all honestly this time.

The answers of the day seem to be mint chocolate chip and no, you can't.

I think I'll be staying out of any bars until this curse is over.

( [Private to Gren/Unhackable] )

If I have to feel compelled to do anything, at least this is harmless.

( multiple results )

[filtered to Faye/hackable]

I finally enjoyed the vodka you left.

...did you want to have lunch again this week?

[/filtered]

That ticking is worse than usual today.